Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  TÁR 2022

  ★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  No

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I don't quite............. .... ..... . . get it.
  Like I get it, but I don't... ..... . get it.

Popular reviews

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  Return of the Jedi 1983

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  Dylan gives this 9/10.

  Best part is seeing Hayden at the very end. The fan service is OFF THE CHARTS and I wouldn't have it any other way!

  Dylans final order of fav to not fav: 3, 6, 2, 1, 5, 4.

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  This is a great insight into Jessie's mind about the kind of person he considers to be "charming", and not the most rude and insufferable person to ever curse me with his on screen presence. No one in this movie was likeable, especially the the one I was apparently meant to like, whos name I cannot remember. I don't know what the point of this movie was. Thanks Jessie, I didn't know you could be more insufferable. You have truly blown my mind. You're movie is bad and you should feel bad. Shame is what you deserve for christmas. Your stocking is filled with shame.