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Recent reviews

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I mean duh. The “I need a hero” scene is top 10 scenes ever animated. I’m not saying anything new here

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  Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom 1975

  ½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  You know who could make this film? Any “edgy” 12 year old boy who figured out how to download tor and thinks they’re cool for masturbating to the dark web. That’s even giving this film too much credit. Anyone who has watched two girls one cup and Happy Tree Friends on their friend’s family computer circa 2008 could’ve made this. A steamy, hot, frankly boring pile of shit (no pun intended). And what a waste (no pun intended)! If this…

Popular reviews

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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  If I had a nickel for every time I cried on a plane in the last month watching a movie with a robot protagonist, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

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  Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Literally this is a 5 star movie what was I thinking by rating this 4 1/2

  YOUR BF’S ABOUT TO GET F’D IN THE B

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