Jayden ㅤ

Jayden ㅤ Patron

All of my reviews are objectively factual and are in no way matters of opinion.
Favourites are current & not all-time.

Favorite films

  • The Beast
  • Malcolm X
  • Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World
  • JFK

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  • Black Bag

  • Mickey 17

    ★★

  • JFK

    ★★★★★

  • White Material

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  • Beau Travail

    Beau Travail

    ★★★★★

    that ending is like having an enormous weight lifted off of your chest that you didn't even know was suffocating you, absolutely beautiful stuff.

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★

    Starship Troopers-Lite

  • JFK

    JFK

    ★★★★★

    This isn't just a film about the investigation into the assassination of JFK. Despite it's uniquely American identity, Stone's masterpiece tells a story that transcends the United States. This is a film about a man going up against the most mythical of all evils, that exists on such a scale that it dwarfs the murder of the president. This is a film about a man investigating the ultimate mystery, which isn't "who killed Kennedy?", but rather a question so important,…

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  • Cruel Summer

    Cruel Summer

    why is the only regular person in the world that has footage of this some random fuckin' college professor

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★½

    slavic sorceress pussy got me maiming people left and right