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A Very British Christmas 2019
I mean it's absolutely terrible and I can't pretend otherwise but I was mildly entertained by the inaccuracy that it doesn't often snow in Yorkshire, the idiocy that those Christmas tree angels are at all good, and the abject horror that is a small child calling a grown woman 'sweetheart'.
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Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Shouldn't have watched this just after finishing the book. I'm trying so hard to look past the needless p0rn-ification and the changing of major plot points (Mina being in love with Dracula? The fuck?)...but I can't forgive changing one of the most harrowing, dramatic, and gothic scenes in the book; Mina rescuing Lucy on the cliff tops at Whitby, to Lucy getting fucked by a wolf in a garden maze. Ridiculous.
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