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Favorite films

  • Isle of Dogs
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Monster

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  • Woman of the Hour

    ★★★

  • Sing Sing

    ★★★★½

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★★½

  • Mo Amer: Mohammed in Texas

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  • Woman of the Hour

    Woman of the Hour

    ★★★

    the story is so scary but the movie feels like it’s focused on the wrong things??? like it just didn’t feel cohesive but im kinda glad because i watched it before bed, so if the tone fit the gravity of the plot  i would’ve cried myself to sleep. 

    i hate that the girl knew to she had a better chance to live by lying to him and coddling him like that. do you know how terrible it is that you have to baby the man who assaulted you to survive? that bit was so triggering i nearly threw up!

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★★½

    you exile your car obsessed son to TOKYO in the mid 2000s and expect him NOT to go near a vehicle??? vin diesel isn’t even that dumb. 
    unfortunately this movie is very much so a product of its time but it’s my fave Fast movie. the color grading is sooooooo hot we need to start making movies look like this again. and it gave us such good music! i would resurrect and sacrifice paul walker for a sequel to tokyo drift

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★

    she con on my clave till i pope 
    bro last night was sequestered 
    it’s going papal in here 
    she arch on my bishop till i vatican

    is this anything? i’m very depressed

  • Nickel Boys

    Nickel Boys

    ★★★★★

    maybe it’s because i’m ignorant or don’t know how to read but i expected nothing like what i just experienced. nickel boys was brutal and eerie, i was wincing half the time and found myself clutching my chest without realizing. i feel like this transcends adaptation and storytelling, i've seen similar* but nothing quite like this. everything about nickel boys was excellent and there’s nothing much i can say now to convey how well done this was from start to finish,…