Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Nov 2024 2

  half cook family outing to showcase paisley

  7/10

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  Borderlands 2024

  ½ Watched 22 Aug 2024

  The only gun with a unique effect from the entire Borderlands series (which is all about whacky weapons) to appear in this film is the Infinity pistol. In the games, the Infinity has the distinction of infinite ammo so you could shoot forever and never have to reload. This is unintentionally the movie’s only funny joke, as not a single fucking person reloads or even mentions ammo the entire time, making the legendary Infinity completely unnecessary and unremarkable.

Popular reviews

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  Orion and the Dark 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2024

  Dreamworks really made a movie about a boy with anxiety who can’t talk to girls, written by Charlie Kaufman, featuring a Tame Impala song. Like they did not need to @ film twitter that hard.

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jun 2023

  Insane that the guy who created the whole Spider-Gwen aesthetic for the comics (Robbi Rodriguez) is legally blind, because all the scenes in that style are some of the most beautiful sequences I’ve seen in an animated film in a long time.