Jaywardell

Jaywardell

Favorite films

  • Velvet Goldmine
  • C.R.A.Z.Y.
  • Show Me Love

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  • Conan the Barbarian

  • Jackass Forever

  • Batman & Robin

  • After Yang

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  • Conan the Barbarian

    Conan the Barbarian

    James Earl Jones was a certified bad bitch in this.

  • Jackass Forever

    Jackass Forever

    Legitimately beautiful

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  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story

    ½

    The man bloviating about time at the party is a perfect simulacrum for this movie, he thinks he's being smart, thought-provoking and interesting, but really he's extremely boring and going on far too long.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

    This is a movie that is almost impossible to enjoy on its own terms, like endgame before it, people will bring decades worth of previous goodwill towards these characters and leave satisfied, but as a singular experience, it couldnt be more of a poorly executed shitshow devoid of any bigger ideas. Sadly its the perfect end to a year where almost every huge franchise or sequel movie was terrible (except john wick 3), and a bad omen for the decade to come. Fuck Disney. Bernie needs to add breaking this monopoly up to his campaign promises.

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