Jesse ⛩️

Jesse ⛩️ Pro

"Mongo only pawn in game of life."

-Mongo

Favorite films

  • Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence
  • Lupin the Third: The Castle of Cagliostro
  • RoboCop
  • Pulp Fiction

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  • Jackass Forever

  • Lupin the Third: The Castle of Cagliostro

    ★★★★★

  • Lupin the Third: Jigen's Gravestone

    ★★★★

  • Slayers: The Motion Picture

    ★★★★½

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  • The Last Starfighter

    The Last Starfighter

    ★★★

    The boomers at the trailer park huddled around me, hollering and yammering as I play the illest round of Fortnite ever.

    Absolutely insane how Centauri's wacky ass honda odyssey sports car thing is still cooler than a cybertruck

    Edit: watching the RLM re:View and someone also made the cybertruck comparison lol

  • Slither

    Slither

    ★★½

    Nathan Fillion's awful southern accent lol

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  • Sonatine

    Sonatine

    ★★★★½

    *Walks forward and falls into a hole*

    "Fuck."

  • Paranoia Agent

    Paranoia Agent

    ★★★★

    Anime Marches On 2023!
    5/3: An anime from the 2000s.

    The three suicidal stooges were great. I wish them all the very best.

    This wild, one-plot-twist-after-another snowball of an anime was a good end cap to Anime Marches On. It's probably been the most anime I've seen in a month since I started back in middle school.

    Looking forward to s̶u̶f̶f̶e̶r̶ doing this again next year!