jazmorow

jazmorow

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    ★★★★★

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★★½

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    ★★★★★

    NZ really just does it better

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  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★★½

    Would have been twice as good without Sean

  • The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

    The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

    ★★

    How did it come to this?
    This film feels like a tacky, fan-made recreation of Two Towers. The best elements of the story, art and score are all that which are pulled directly from Peter Jackson's film also about the nation of Rohan fleeing invaders from dunland as their ageing king is supplanted, and then holding out at Helm's deep until a cavalry charge of previously scorned Rohirrim return at the last moment to save the day.

    Visually, just felt like a cheap attempt at Miyazaki's style. But without the elegance.