What do you mean I'm wasting my life? What do you mean this very page is proof? What do you mean I'm talking to myself?
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Phantom Thread 2017
To the drunk girl sitting behind me in the theater on Valentine's Day who talked nonstop through the entire movie: I forgive you. Let's make up. Here, I made you some soup!
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Crash 2004
I should say something nice about this film because it was written by my nephew. He is six and had an assignment due on Race in America. I told him I was proud of him for spelling "Cheadle" right but that his last script about puppies was more nuanced and less condescending.
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Never Been Thawed 2005
Obscure little gem of a comedy for the deaf asshole in us all.
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