Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Madigan 1968

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Remind me to take offense next time someone says I look like I'm from Cincinnati.

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  Wet Hot American Summer 2001

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  My husband's coming today, and I need some lube...

  
  ...For my pussy.

Popular reviews

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  One Shot 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2022

  I'm surprised the camera guy made it out alive.

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  The Expendables 3 2014

  ★★★ Watched 24 Aug 2020

  Pros:
  -Much more serious tone. Hokieness dialed way down
  - New additions: Ford, Snipes, Grammer, Gibson, and Banderas all are great
  -No more goatee
  Cons:
  -Newbies are pretty forgettable
  -No blood
  -Couture and Li don't fight
  -Missed opportunity: Couture and Rousey fighting back to back, using MMA moves
  -Gunfire sounds weaker than in the previous movies
  -Stallone / Gibson fight

  Overall, I think they're still learning and evolving. The next iteration needs to bring back the over-the-top gore but keep…