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Killer Klowns From Outer Space is the peak of cinema

Favorite films

  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • GoodFellas
  • Napoleon Dynamite
  • Dazed and Confused

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  • Control Freak

    ★★

  • Paris, Texas

    ★★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★

  • Boar

    ★★★

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    Count Orcock

  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★★★½

    I WILL be leaving milk and cookies out for Art this year

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  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    ★★★★

    Justice for Bob!

  • The Crow

    The Crow

    ★★★★

    It’s not the original but I’m a sucker for a revenge story and I had fun, fight me 🤷‍♂️

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  • Founders Day

    Founders Day

    ★★

    Why does she have a bathtub in her bedroom?

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★★

    Please cast Mia Goth in everything. She’s a star