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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Hey movie studio, maybe try finding someone who can say Wahoo consistently when casting Mario next time. Got in trouble for saying Chris Pratt should kill himself multiple times while watching.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Stood up halfway through and shouted “this is boring!” The entire cinema erupted into applause, every single person in there was beaming at me, clapping in agreement. Moments later I came to, still in my seat, still with an hour of Mickey 17 to go…

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Kind of good, kind of bad. The guy sitting next to me cried a lot, so did I.

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  ★★★½ Watched 09 May 2024

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