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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025 1

  Jasper didn’t like this because he’s too pretentious to appreciate whimsy

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  Big 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Modern day remake but it’s Timmy C getting hired as a toy consultant at McKinsey and the story is carried by his radicalization to kill the CEO instead of a Macron style statutory romance

Popular reviews

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  A Beautiful Mind 2001

  ★★★ Watched 25 Nov 2024

  So you’re telling me I can be a narcissist schizo who does game theory all day and still land the baddest bitch on campus + win the Nobel Prize

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  The Hawks and the Sparrows 1966

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2023

  Preferred the first part to the second. The ending speech of the friar where he quotes Marx was a great moment that brought a confusing, albeit brilliantly executed, jumble of funny thoughts into a powerful message. Part 2 kept with the absurdist humor and had some more solid throwaway lines/gags, but failed to meet the expectations of part 1. 

  Still a banger. Post-Marx Anarcho-Christian-pilled. Spoke to the crow in me.

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