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Favorite films

  • Miami Vice
  • The Sound of Music
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Paris, Texas

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Spirited Away

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

  • His Three Daughters

    ★★★

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  • Titanic

    Titanic

    ★★★★★

    get the fuck out of here

  • Blonde

    Blonde

    ★★★★½

    “Fuck Marilyn, she’s not here”

    Not everything works in this ambitious fictionalized retelling of Monroe’s rise and fall (the garden scene must be seen to be believed, for example). It is absolutely fantastic anyway — primal and exhausting, but it takes chances and I think it hit all the already-outsized expectations I had going in.

    A lot of the criticism about this movie seems to be centered on how harshly it treats or even exploits its subject matter — which,…

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  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away

    ★★★★

    not me realizing how much more fuckin sense “chihiro” makes after watching this. gorgeous film.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Have a nice death, see you tomorrow!

    “We all should have a little 18 in us” — Brittany

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  • Nick Mullen: The Year of the Dragon

    Nick Mullen: The Year of the Dragon

    The French and Indian War joke was really good

  • Metropolitan

    Metropolitan

    ½

    “What do you study in France that you can’t study here?”

    “French.”

    Yes, “downwardly mobile” until it slides neatly off my television screen, thank you very much.

    Completely pointless, I don’t remotely care about any of these characters or their alleged problems. If this is supposed to be a satire, it’s a bad one. Instead it resembles a sneering, right-wing “Big Chill” with jacked-up elitism and it is pretty much unwatchable