This may be the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. I previously thought that "I Care A Lot" was the worst movie of all time, and created this account specifically to explain how fucking mad that movie made me, but this is worse. At least that movie made an attempt at being interesting; that movie had a character arc, and plot development, and interesting things happening on screen. This movie is hostile to the experience of…

Yet another frustrating installment in the long tradition of horror films that depend on characters with supernaturally bad decision making.

Yeah, maybe there's some commentary about how women are indoctrinated into being helpful to men at their own expense, and how men are raised to assume that everything will just go their own way so they don't have to worry about the consequences of their actions...but ultimately, this movie is about a bunch of fucking morons being fucking retarded until…

This review will necessarily include spoilers to justify my rating.

Marla Grayson, an objectively evil mid 40's parasite who legally kidnaps old people to steal all their money, runs afoul of an international drug enterprise mafia boss. As a die-hard amoral girlboss, she refuses all opportunities at de-escalation in order to stick it to men - literally, her character explains that she WILL not lose to men. She REFUSES to. Her Ellen Degeneres pantsuit will not be sullied by the…