Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Village 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  “Christop… you needn’t be scared, we have the magic rocks” has got to be the least comforting statement of all time.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024 2

  Whether vest or dress,
  Count Orlok is on a devious quest.
  Searching for that nerve,
  you can’t spell vampire without im a perv.

Popular reviews

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  Braindead 1992

  Watched 18 Jun 2024 1

  Just a word of caution to any sensitive viewers, a garden gnome is thrown at a man’s head at 1:10:32

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  Misery 1990

  ★★★★ Rewatched 07 Oct 2024 1

  I know at least 8 Catholic moms that would do this to Mel Gibson.