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  Withnail & I 1987

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  We're not from London!!

  Yes she's incredibly funny but she is also so soggy and sad

  They spend more than half of this movie in a torrential downpour and you can feel it
  Just a weight on them
  How do they make their damp rotten circumstances so endearing

  They are absolutely rancid, foul, hopeless
  But they have each other, and the pursuit of performance

  That's what's so sensual isn't it
  Theatrical zeal in the veins

  It cannot be understated, how…

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  To Live and Die in L.A. 1985

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025 2

  Friedkin might be a God
  Has anyone ever looked into that

  Jeans
  Tight

  Music
  Bumping

  Lights
  Ethereal

  Shots
  Incomparable

  William Petersen
  The worst

  A face off between the Wills directed by a Will

  Sorry Wicked, you had your time, your space in my Spotify On Repeat playlist will soon be replaced with the sweet sweet sounds of Wang Chung
  Didn't expect the music to fuck so hard
  On top of everything else

  Mm
  Makes me wanna
  Degrade women and clean…

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  Jungle Cruise 2021

  ★★★ Watched 15 Aug 2021 4

  Ya know
  I went back and forth throughout
  Because at points I was really convinced it was absolute ass, and then other moments turned it around
  I think the cast made it what it was, it got by but only because of them and their delivery and chemistry
  Because the effects were slightly nauseating, even though I respect the filmmaker ability to make that world feel so real and not let it take you out of certain moments, and the…

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  Microwave Massacre 1979

  ★ Watched 15 Mar 2025 2

  Is that
  That's not
  F- frosty ?

  Why yes it is

  You know that short glimpse we get of evil Rodney Dangerfield in Natural born killers
  This felt like 1 hr and 16 mins of that
  In the worst way

  Just weirdly wholesome but also absolutely rancid

  He's so sweaty

  
  
  

  Anson
  Any threats of death to you would be
  Too kind

  But at the same time

  Count your days !!

  
  I was on board for most of these
  But this…