25 and still hoping for an old brooding vampire to choose me as a snack
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I hated this movie when I first watched it in the theater but I wanted to give it another chance because so many people loved it, and guess what? I still fucking hate it.
It’s criminally overrated. So many fans call it an "homage" to A New Hope but it’s just an unoriginal copy. Rey is such a Mary-Sue it’s not even funny. Remember when Luke trained for a whole movie with Yoda in order to defeat Vader and still failed…Translated from by -
Challengers 2024
It’s just like Mario Tennis but if Waluigi, Daisy and Luigi were in a throuple
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Beauty and the Beast 1946
You can tell a gay man directed this every minute SLAYS
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Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra 2002
Alain Chabat wearing ridiculously short Roman skirts makes this film one of the best movies ever made and I will not elaborate on this.
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The Shining Hour 1938
Olivia and Judy are in love with each other and you can't change my mind.
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