Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Everything with Megan Fox/April O’Neil = really bad
  Lack of Turtle screen time = very bad
  Monk as Splinter and Knoxville as Leo = quite bad
  Turtle Design = bad
  Most other aspects of the movie = pretty bad

  Elevator Scene = really good
  Avalanche action sequence = very good
  Turtle dynamics = good
  The 99 Cheese pizza = pretty good
  The Juicy Jay theme song = kinda hits

  Pretty baked watching this one so take that how you will. 

  P.S. Donatello til I die

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  The Ice Storm 1997

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  wtf did I even just watch?? every single character was so bizarre, especially Tugboat Maguire

Popular reviews

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  Say Nothing 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2024 4

  I think my internal voice is going to be stuck in a wee Northern Irish accent for awhile.

  This one is based on the book of the same name by Patrick Radden Keefe, it’s not called “Patrick Radden Keefe,” it’s called Say Nothing. This was a 5 star series for a 5 star book, even adds an extra level of personal interaction missing from the source material. Acting, script, cinematography and attention to detail all superb and a soundtrack that…

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  Sunshine 2007

  ★★★ Rewatched 25 Feb 2025 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.