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Paint 2023
i have a little too much caffeine in my system right now so i'm pacing around my room while watching this movie and making notes on it.
me and my mother saw the poster on our tv and i immediately yelled "oh my god is that bob ross?!" no, it's actually owen wilson playing a guy that's supposed to resemble him. to be honest, this feels less like a movie and more like a super long, drawn out skit. i'm…
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Something's Gotta Give 2003
"schmucks are people too" yeah that's true, except there are better words out there that one can use to describe jack nicholson's character. he is an actual creep in this, why are so many people glossing over it?
i literally don't care how they try to redeem him. if the revelation that he hasn't had sex with someone about a third of his age is supposed to soften the blow, then im sorry but it doesn't. one, normal people don't…
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The Witches of Eastwick 1987
two stars BECAUSW I FUCJING LOVE WOMEN, CHER ESPECIALLY
i need to speak my truth, i don't like jack nicholson, as an actor, and as a person. cher alleges that the morning after her 40th birthday, she received a phone call from george miller, claiming that he and jack nicholson didn't actually want to cast her because they thought that she was "too old" and "not sexy" enough — yikes, but that's literally not even my main gripe.
“He said,…
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Super Size Me 2004
disclaimer — my review includes themes of bigotry, disordered eating, sexual assault, and alcoholism. read at your own risk, stay safe!
scrolling through amazon prime and casually coming across this infamous documentary is not something i anticipated at all.
straight away, the premise is utterly ridiculous, there's no other way for me to describe it. the director, morgan spurlock, sets out to consume mcdonalds consistently over the span of 30 days. why? i guess... he wants to show everyone the…
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