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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  'You know the song by Phil Collins, “In the Air of the Night”
  About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drownin’
  But didn’t, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?'
  ...So I guess no one fancied rescuing me from drowning? 😂

  A film purely made for convenience with absolutely no rhythm or reason for existing to the bare bones storytelling to the god awful and forgetful, hell straight up laughable musical numbers…

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Gen Z's Iron Man 2
  There's nothing "Brave" and sure as hell nothing "New" about this "World"!

  Feels like there's a good idea for an The Incredible Hulk sequel here,
  but because Disney are a bunch of useless bastards and can't be arsed
  to buy the rights back from Universal Pictures its been lazily condensed into a 4th Captain America flick last minute almost just for the sake of it.

  A movie that absolutely stinks of extensive reshoots and you…

Popular reviews

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  The Flash 2023

  ★½ Watched 29 Jun 2023

  The Reset Is Needed!
  From the time the film ended, too going for a bite afterwards then back and chilling at home my rating had changed at least three or four times... That's how much of a mess this film really is and that's minus the shitty CGI as well!

  You can pock holes through its plot like swiss cheese, for example there is the plot point revolving around Barry trying to get his dad
  out of jail for the…

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.