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  Jenny's Wedding 2015

  ½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  this was actually the most insane thing ive ever seen. i thought it was a rom com but in fact i was wrong. straight to to tv ass lifetime movie. the quality was of a youtube film short. the writing was a senior screenwriting capstone at oberlin college. ive never seen less affection between two people than katherine heigl and alexis bledel, i did not believe they loved each other remotely at all. highlights included my dad wants to know if one of us straps it down in bed and she keeps me warm needledrop. i cant change even i tried even if i wanted to

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Feb 2025

  got to see this in a movie theater for the first time …… changed LIVES

Popular reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  I really hated this😭😭😭😭😭 it was sooooooo long. Bob dylan is an asshole so that’s that but anyways … the writing was unbelievably cheesy it was hard to sit through this gave me so much secondhand embarrassment. Joan Baez was the best part (per usual). Not sure what this movie even wanted to say… because it truly said nothing! You could not pay me to see this again.

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  Romeo + Juliet 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  if i woke up from a nap and my wife was dead i would also kill myself so !!! anyways it is the east and juliet is the sun so…. This will be played at my funeral

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