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Recent reviews

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  Threesome 1994

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Doctor make my nose like Josh Charles

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  Strange Way of Life 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  BPD bottom fantasy

Popular reviews

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  Being John Malkovich 1999

  ½ Watched 27 Nov 2020

  I fucking despise John Cusack I hate looking at him I hate hearing him I hate having to see his disgusting little mouth what the fuck.
  This movie had a lot of stuff that seemed like an inside joke between two male virgins I was mildly acquainted with but didn’t care to get to know better.

  The only good part of this was the scene where everyone is John Malkovich. 2 hours of that please.
  Oh also the smoking inside.

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  The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022

  ★½ Watched 13 Apr 2022

  This concept would work so well if the movie were good