literally what is he talking about?

this is actually a horror movie cause after it ends i go back to my paddingtonless life
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"i look like a squirrel"-rachel mcadams.
mate just shut up. im not a fan of bro manipulating her and presumably countless other people too, hes cheating anyway at least do it the hard way put the effort in, your ass doesnt give a fuck about kate moss mate and tbh you shouldn't be playing into it she's got to be one of the more insanely obsessed fans to that easily fall for someone off the back of them saying "kate…
this how my family and friends see me when i close tiktok then immediately open tiktok again
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“nostalgia’s overrated”
“0 out of 10 no stars”
took the words out of my mouth this shit was so ass. why were they just jolly so quick multiple times after brutal murders. the killers were dumb as fuck the whole time but immediately killed the randommers, i guess it makes the potentially most forced “what are you waiting for?” yet (includig scary movie) more permissable. why would she leave danica alive instead of teddy out of the two of them…
i fucking love toto hes just the sweetest little boy walking around in the back of every shot, especially when hes way off to the side exploring the set and stuff while theyre all talking and dancing and singing, hes so intelligent and polite too
what kind of fuckery was this?
this fictitious boyfriend was real asf tho
cool idea had some flashes of interesting stuff but execution was off imo a more consistent understated tone wouldve made for a heavier message rather than switching between the mundane life stuff and full redscreens and him talking about imagining gassing everyone.
this gotta be the most depressing one to watch in hindsight
i love that this one actually captures the like padawan and master quest type shit tho like that whole sequence at the beginning with zam wesell is just peak its like clone wars