Bad year to be a movie on Con’s Nostalgia Movies Con Hasn’t Seen Yet list. COOKIN
Was equally as fun as the first one because it’s equal and the same in every single way. And that’s a-ok cause the first one rules. Spent the whole movie looking up how many people from the movie have hosted SNL. It’s 7 and number 6 MAY shock you (and no it’s not the guy from the apprentice).
If this came out in 2024 you could tell me ChatGPT wrote this with a prompt of "make a movie with every B list celeb from 2003 with 7 too many romcom storylines that all tie up perfectly except 1. Have it take place around Christmas, but barely make any mention of it outside of counting down how many days there are until Christmas. There's a play at the end, but just make up what it's about and make sure there's a lobster and an octopus for no reason. Make sure one of the storylines makes this impossible to watch with your family. Thanks."
This is your sign to always lie to me even when my [thing I made] sucks.
Everyone needs a hype grandma who introduces you to people as broken ding dong. Everyone BROUGHT IT in this. Kids who can turn on fluent languages like that amaze me. Every character had so much depth and their own version of what they thought the perfect world was supposed to be and for a movie exploring the American Dream it was perfect.
Appreciated that they didn’t do the *spoiler* cliche “kid has heart defect and we make it very obvious…
