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  Shrek 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  That'll do donkey. That'll do.

  I haven't met many people in life who don't love this film but I simply cannot trust those that say otherwise.

  I mean everything is just damn near perfect the plot, the casting and even the jokes. This film at it's heart is an adults film that's disguised as a kids one.

  I honestly don't understand how you cannot like this film.

  10/10

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  Fantastic Four 2015

  ½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  There is no Victor..... Only Doom.

  This is by far one of the worst abominations of a superhero film I've ever seen. It's an absolute crime how Marvels first family have been treated here.

  This film is just devoid of anything that I could give it points for everything is just complete garbage. Casting wasn't great, plot was awful, dialogue was subpar and the character designs were one of if not the worst I have ever seen! Oh and why is the film so dull in it's colours like did they film this in the 1950s?!?!

  Tragic.
  1/10

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★ Watched 08 Aug 2024

  I'm convinced Randy Pitchford hates this franchise and is purposely trying to bury it.

  Awful, who was this made for?

  2/10

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  Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 2007

  ★ Watched 06 Oct 2024

  To quote a friend of mine, it's clobberin' time!

  Well this one was a complete stinker literally everything about this film is worse than the first one. Terrible dialogue, terrible plot, terrible villain. I could go on but there's nothing left really to say other than the fact this one wasn't very fantastic at all.

  2/10

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