Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mermaid Legend 1984

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  the stamina it takes

  our collective rage 

  WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?!?!?!

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  it’s bad and you should not spend your money

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Apr 2024

  the uncomfortable laughs from a sexually repressed/chronically online american audience was worth the ticket price alone. 

  this movie was laser focused in its themes, confident, sexy, and was able to let the audience breathe through their internal dialogue. if you didn’t like this movie (aside from a technical standpoint), you are telling people more about yourself than you think.

  minus .5 stars for not utilizing slo mo correctly.

  a pegging scene wouldn’t have hurt either 😔

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2024

  the way i would try to wiggle my way into the young secular fremen friend group