Joel Cortes

Joel Cortes

Favorite films

  • Trainspotting
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2
  • Good Time
  • The Royal Tenenbaums

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  • Before Sunset

    ★★★★½

  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★★

  • Lords of Chaos

    ★★★★

  • 28 Days Later

    ★★★★

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  • Before Sunset

    Before Sunset

    ★★★★½

    Amazing and beautiful. Almost perfect.

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★★

    Totally chill film.

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  • House of 1000 Corpses

    House of 1000 Corpses

    ★★★★½

    This is hands down my favorite horror/thriller ever. I know that is an unpopular opinion, but I will stand by it. It has the cheesiness of a classic slasher, with top notch gore, and has scope to the story that unfolds. The last 20-30 minutes are everything to me. I like Rob Zombie, but not enough to give me a meaningful bias. In my opinion, this deserves more respect in the horror genre. It is a personal classic.

  • Smokey and the Bandit

    Smokey and the Bandit

    ★★★★

    This whole review is strictly about Burt Reynolds. They don’t make outlaws like that any more. We need more movies about 1 really cool guy who is just badass. He is like what pedro pascal is now, but exponentially cooler and hotter. We used to be a proper country.

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