jcortes99

jcortes99

Favorite films

  • No Country for Old Men
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Pulp Fiction

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  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • Die Hard

    ★★★★

  • The Batman

    ★★★★

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  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★★

    Weird dune spin off movie

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Lex Luthor and the boys fight a vampire

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  • Meg 2: The Trench

    Meg 2: The Trench

    ★½

    Evil white women (I don’t remember anyone’s name) try to use the good Chinese corporation to mine the ocean so they can make “so much money it won’t even matter.” Sharks don’t actually do anything until the movie is almost over. Also there’s some dinosaurs and a squid I guess, they probably get more screen time than the sharks. End credits are a Chinese cover of “that’s not my name” didn’t even know that was a thing. Credits song is a banger.

  • Semi-Pro

    Semi-Pro

    ★★★½

    André 3000 is lowkey a pretty good actor

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