Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Rope 1948

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  and they were roommates

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  i want my funeral to start with the priest saying “aw fuck.”

  atleast theo james is hot 

  i didn’t enjoy this movie as much because of the people who were in the theater. people WOULD NOT SHUT UP. i felt like a karen shushing them every 15 minutes. i almost had the most reasonable crash out in history.

Popular reviews

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  Tastes Like Pork 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Sep 2023 2

  Girls Night!!!

  Probably my favorite student project I’ve seen so far during my time at Columbia. Grace and Aurora shine. The advertising for this short film is top tier. The camera work and editing, everything is so fun. Me and all my friends were shocked. Great great effects. Body horror to the max.

  “Oooooh yum I’m hungry aren’t I?”

  THE FUCKING CHICKEN 💀💀💀

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Nov 2023 1

  Probably my favorite movie of the year so far. So seriously fantastic. This is what a holiday movie should be. 

  I am so excited for my 7-hour goon sesh with Paul Giamatti

  “Penis Cancer in Human Form.”