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Furious 7 2015
There’s no point reviewing a film like this with any sort of critical eye. It’s reached a point in the franchise where it’s all but immune to criticism. A sweet spot where everyone watching it as well as everyone involved in making it knows it’s not by any means a good film, but it is a damn entertaining one and everyone knows the score. It’s the cinematic equivalent of the Bonestorm computer game from The Simpsons. You want action? You…
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Dune: Part Two 2024
I really don't know what all the five star reviews see in this absolute slog of a film. If Arrakis needs water they should just wring out Chalamet, the wettest leading man in recent memory.
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