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Hereditary 2018
this movie was pretty fucking shit. about as scary as a sushi roll in a sushi restaurant. or a new-born baby in a hospital. or an apple in an apple farm. or a flower in a garden. or steering wheel in an automobile. or an ibis in a rubbish bin. or a cup of water on a coffee table. or a 12 inch submarine sandwich at a Subway. or a toothbrush next to a tube of toothpaste. or a cat…
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The Florida Project 2017
I'm on a roll with these super lazy reviews that don't really say much.
This is a damn fine movie, I liked how it captured the lives of these people without judgement or without being condescending.
Also the kids were actually really good and not annoying which is super hard to find in a film.
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Call Me by Your Name 2017
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
tl;dr Brokeback Mountain: European Vacation
When I came out of this movie I wasn't too sure what to think of this movie. It looked pretty, the performances were good, it seemed to be a pretty good movie but I felt like I was missing out on something important, something that inspired the mountain of praise it's been getting. I mean it seemed like a pretty basic love story between two dudes in Europe and nothing bad really happened. Nothing super…
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017
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TL;DR: I can't tell you if this movie is good or bad or if you should see it or not. I'm not really the right person to be asking about this movie.
Chances are you've already seen this movie and made up your mind about; I realize this review is pretty much pointless in the grand scheme but fuck it I got nothing better to do tonight other than use my fidget spinner and mindlessly browse pornography for no particular…Translated from by
