I'll be honest, the trailers had me disinterested in this one. But my girlfriend picked it for our first movie date in way too long (money was tight after quitting a shit job, so I found this movie extremely relatable) since she's a Robert Pattinson fan. I thought it wasn't going to be all that, but I should have known to never doubt Bong Joon Ho. Quirky without making it annoying. Political commentary that analyzes christo-fascist capitalism while dropping a…