Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  What if he was Mickey 1738 and instead of dying a bunch he just listened to Fetty Wap professionally. I think that would be a better movie. :)

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  Starship Troopers 1997

  ★★★★ Rewatched 08 Jan 2025

  Johnny Rico might just rival Leon Kennedy in willingness to bust out a totally unnecessary and situationally inappropriate front flip

Popular reviews

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Jul 2023 1

  Damn you #thepatriarchy, we saw Florence Pugh's boobies like 4 times, and never even saw Cillian Murphy "hang dong" ONCE. Christopher "Shitbag" Nolan had to use an Austin Powers level of cinematography to hide that Irishman's shlong.

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  Get Out 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2024

  Top 5 Scary Things in Get Out:
  5. Use of Bing
  4. Use of the Microsoft phone
  3. The white people
  2. The honkys
  1. The crackers