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  Presence 2024

  ★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  I was fucking shocked to find this was made by a real director and a real writer, all of the dialogue feels like it was either improvised or written by a 12 year old, but no, it was written by the guy who wrote Indiana Jones. How did this happen how did no one watching this on set or in the editing process not notice that the whole film was terrible. Nothing happens for the whole fucking thing except where…

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  Stand by Me 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025 1

  I hate children 🧒 🔫. On a real, I think we all know a Vern in our lives, and we should all be getting to know them a lot better if you get my meaning.

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  Wild at Heart 1990

  ½ Rewatched 19 Feb 2025

  This film disgusted me, it’s so needless and pointless and it made very uncomfortable. Maybe it’s good but it’s definitely not for me.

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★ Watched 09 May 2024 2

  And as the farm animals looked from man to ape to man dressed as gorilla then back to man. It was already too late to tell the difference.

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