jdn05

jdn05

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i solely use heroic couplets to
distract from lack of wit in my review

Favorite films

  • Bao
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Kubo and the Two Strings
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★½

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★½

  • Hercules

    ★★★

  • High School Musical

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  • Bottoms

    Bottoms 2023

    ★★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

    i was promised butts. where are my butts

  • Hercules

    Hercules 1997

    ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

    somehow the movie with the second-most lusted-after male lead i've watched tonight

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  • Wonka

    Wonka 2023

    ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2024 1

    a film where chalamet attracts a crowd
    controls a precious substance, shouting loud

  • Carol & the End of the World

    Carol & the End of the World 2023

    ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

    in another life i would have really liked just doing accounting and applebee’s with you

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