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  Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1937

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  How is Snow White going to tell the dwarfs how to run their household when it's their home? If Snow White was a dwarf, her name would be Bossy.

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  I decided to take notes during this movie to bolster my critique, but I ended up writing over most of my notes. Writing in a dark theater, am I right? So uh, Jack Quaid can take my girl and Amber Midthunder can take me. There, that's the review.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  While the transitions were hilarious, the dialogue was most likely written by monkeys. Truthfully, I'm glad they branched out from Shakespeare; that guy bores me sometimes.

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  Planet of the Apes 1968

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 May 2024

  The look of awe from the apes as they witnessed their first paper plane might be even more iconic than the big reveal.

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