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Gladiator II 2024
This movie will have you leaving the theater wondering who Ridley Scott voted for in the recent US election, before you remember he is in fact British. In which case you’ll go, “ya that makes sense. A Tory perhaps?” This movie very much feels like Ridley Scott is saying “both sides.”
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The Substance 2024
Equal parts smart tragic story about where self-loathing and self-harm can take you, and self-indulgent body horror that uses old and disabled bodies to scare you.
Something along the lines of: “Look how sad it is to hate your own body… AND LOOK HOW GROSS OLD AND DISABLED BODIES ARE EWWWWW.”
Grossest movie I’ve ever seen. “There’s been a slight misuse of the substance.”
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