Johann Martin

Johann Martin

A freelance translator passionate about films!

Favorite films

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
  • Paddington 2
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Call Me by Your Name

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  • The Notebook

    ★★★½

  • The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

    ★★

  • Civil War

    ★★★½

  • Adolescence

    ★★★★★

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  • The Notebook

    The Notebook

    ★★★½

    A romantic drama based on the 1996 novel of the same name by Nicholas Sparks, that follows a young couple who fall in love in the 1940s whose romance is threatened by the difference in their respective social classes. Their story is read from a notebook in the present day by an elderly man to a fellow nursing home woman with dementia.
    Despite taking me ages to finally watch—after hearing so much about it from pop culture—its emotional power remains…

  • The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

    The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

    ★★

    🇳🇱 This Dutch independent body horror film concerns a deranged German surgeon who kidnaps three tourists and conjoins them surgically, mouth to anus, forming the eponymous "human centipede".
    Inspired by Nazi medical experiments, The Human Centipede is a stomach-churning exercise in extreme cinema, more concerned with shock value than substance. While the concept is perversely intriguing, the execution leans heavily into torture porn, with an absurd plot and painfully wooden performances—save for the lead surgeon, played with chilling precision by…

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  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon

    ★★★★

    This comedy-drama movie is exceptionally good! Simon Spier keeps a huge secret from his family, his friends, and all of his classmates. When that secret is threatened, Simon must face everyone and come to terms with his identity. Seemingly a good adaptation from the novel from what I've heard. But it is an important movie, it is sensitive, heart-warming, honest and funny. Nice references to Harry Potter and Game of Thrones, by the way!

  • The Invisible Thread

    The Invisible Thread

    ★★★½

    A comedy-drama about a teenage son of two fathers who makes a documentary about his parents and LGBT rights in Europe, but is surprised when a real-life plot twist occurs in his family, and finds himself thinking about the “invisible thread” which binds him to his two dads and to all those who brought him into the world. Excellent uplifting film about family values, quite realistic and engaging from beginning to end, although the actors could probably have done a…