Jan Mortier

Jan Mortier

Favorite films

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  • True Romance

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  • Andrew Schulz: LIFE

    ★★★★½

  • The Prosecutor

    ★★★

  • Fight or Flight

    ★★★½

  • The Roundup: Punishment

    ★★★

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  • Andrew Schulz: LIFE

    Andrew Schulz: LIFE

    ★★★★½

    Normally I don’t like comedians telling sex jokes but Schulz manages to talk about his own sperm for almost an hour and I loved it. I even laughed out loud at a couple of jokes. Very funny and a very personal stand up show from a new master of comedy!

  • The Prosecutor

    The Prosecutor

    ★★★

    The combination of a court drama and hard hitting action is a difficult combination. It didn’t work as good for me as I was hoping for.

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  • Cleaner

    Cleaner

    ★★★

    First of all this movie is made by Martin Campbell, a 82! year old fantastic action director responsible for 2 of the best Bond movies ever made! (And childhood underrated favourite No Escape). 
    This movie isn’t perfect but it’s solid. Way better then that other boring die hard rip off movie carry-on. And this movie isn’t even really a die hard rip off imo.
    The chemistry between the brother and sister is well done and believable. The action is good…

  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    Nothing pisses me off more than a movie that’s clearly wants to be a decent action thriller with a decent budget but fails in every aspect. Did the writers think that I am retarded? I really wanted to like this but it didn’t make any sense. I can tolerate a certain level of suspension of disbelief but in this movie it’s bonkers. And it’s boring and the acting is terrible. In fact this movie did something very strange. It’s boring…