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This movie has a 4% RATING ON ROTTEN TOMATOES. I had low expectations; I absolutely love this movie.
If you recharge your batteries by eating extra sugary cereal in bed, in the dark, wrapped up like a burrito in your coziest blankets watching ‘90s cartoons, and although you don’t smoke, you occasionally light a cigarette out of the window while fantasizing about what you would look like as a cartoon character, then this movie is for you.
It is 2D…
This is a sapphic movie made for sapphics.
It’s a wholesome lesbian love story, wrapped up in a big, red, silk bow under the Christmas tree, Cate Blanchette‘s lipstick mark placed carefully on the handwritten note, which still smells of her perfume.
Drinking game:
Drink every time you have gay panic
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
There is a reason why the Alien franchise has been so loved and so successful for so long: the xenomorph design is truly unmatched. It’s slick, it’s beautiful, it’s terrifying, it’s perfect.
Unfortunately, Alien: Romulus is a disgrace to H.R. Giger and Sigourney Weaver’s legacy.
TRIGGER WARNING - r4cism, s3xism, SA
A completely useless addition to the Alien franchise, contributing absolutely nothing to the lore. All the Alien tropes - the egg, the xenomorph, the black goo, and a god-awful…
I wanted to like this so badly.
I had to stop after 30 minutes. Brutal, brutal sexual assault scenes one after the other, with LIVE animal abuse of REAL animals during rape scenes.
I generally appreciate the commitment to depravity and filth and whoring etc, but I cannot watch this.
This is for gay fans of liveleak.