Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Is that what George Micheal meant by set your monkey free?

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  Django Unchained 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  Is that 🥷 on a horse?

Popular reviews

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  The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Oct 2024

  Only thing scarier then leatherface is that guys goatee

  My back feels like the guy on the meathook everytime I wake up in the morning

  Also…. I smell bullshit.

  Jessica biel ily you’re a hottie fr

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Oct 2024

  Justin long’s character irks me so bad everytime he made a choice I wanted to scream at my tv

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