Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Grey Gardens 1975

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025 1

  “You can't have your cake and eat it, too in life.”
  “Oh, yes, I did. I did, I had my cake, loved it, masticated it, chewed it, and had everything I wanted!”

  I don’t want to spend my whole review psychoanalyzing two women I’ve never met in my little ridiculous 28 year old insomniac way but lemme just quickly throw it out there: this film affirms my belief that most people in this world are true ambiverts. These two women,…

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  A League of Their Own 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  I cried world… Mothafucka it’s so true…

Popular reviews

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Jul 2024

  The swiftness with which I GRASPED my fucking earlobes oh my GOD dude… 😰

  Yep, exactly as good as the other two! I really love the Requiem for a Dream-esque split screen moments. I think what will make this trilogy endure is the fact that all 3 chapters are of equal, excellent quality. The fact that all 3 feel like such different styles of horror is just gravy!

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Oct 2024

  Okay, so wow that’s a very electrifying film, and it is maximalist in all the best ways! I feel like the subject of the commodification of youth and beauty has been beaten into the ground and as much as I love a social commentary in any form, I feel like this is the ultimate extent of what that topic can take form of in motion picture media. I love the visceral nature that just gets crazier and crazier throughout the…