Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twister 1996

  ★★★ Watched 14 Jul 2024

  Was on my couch watching this thinking in exclusively onomatopoeias and cartoon exclamations like if you could read my thoughts it would just be stuff like “yippee!” And “wham!”

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  The Talented Mr. Ripley 1999

  ★★★★ Rewatched 07 Jul 2024

  YOU can be QUITE boring

Popular reviews

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  Battle for the Planet of the Apes 1973

  ★½ Watched 03 Jun 2024

  I’ve been extremely entertained for better or worse for 4 straight movies and then this one is just like … such a snooze… what have they done to my apes

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Jun 2024

  Only releasing this for a week before exclusive streaming is depriving people of shared experiences like the women next to me in the theater audibly gasping and hehe giggling at glen Powell shirtless