Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Y Tu Mamá También 2001

  ★★★½ Added

  This walked so The Dreamers (2003) could run

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  Enter the Void 2009

  ★★★½ Added

  Last thing I wanted from a movie was to get jizzed on by a CGI penis

  Also don't do drugs, kids.

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★★★★★ Added

  My favorite part is when Madame Web said "It's webbin time!" and madammed all over the place. Truly one of the movies of all time.

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  Cosmopolis 2012

  ★★★ Added

  maybe if he listened to his prostate instead of cheating on his wife he wouldn't have lost millions of dollars and actually got a proper haircut