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Tell Me Who I Am 2019
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This documentary covers one of the wildest real-life stories I’ve ever come across—twins, amnesia, and a family secret that’s just… unreal. Some parts are a bit slow, but it doesn’t matter because the whole thing is so gripping and bizarre you can’t look away.Translated from by -
Game Over, Man! 2018
"Your plan didn't work. Your plan got them horny and got me 300 kicked in the chest."
This film is what Die Hard would be like if it got rebooted by a bunch of over-caffeinated gamers with a love for gore and dick jokes in the 2020s—and honestly, it’s FINE. There are a few genuinely funny moments, where Baby Dunc and Darren bring enough chaotic charm to keep things rolling, especially when the violence ramps up in suitably over-the-top ways.…
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Anora 2024
“Sometimes you have to pretend to be strong, even when you’re breaking inside.”
Sean Baker is compassionate in his exploration of marginalised protagonist Ani, using what could have been a simple sex worker narrative to instead illustrate a complex fairy tale tinged with the harsh realities of drugs and desire. Mikey Madison's performance evolves from potentially off-putting to genuinely charming, and the film's carefully balanced approach to nudity, whilst frequent, maintains character dignity without sanitising the profession. The soundtrack perfectly…
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Heart Eyes 2025
“These muscles were not made for violence they were made for cuddling.”
Heart Eyes is a mixed bag, but at least it knows how to have fun. It doesn’t take itself too seriously, which works in its favour, and there are some cool kills sprinkled throughout to keep things interesting. There are even moments of solid humour, but the film struggles with its identity—trying to be too many things at once, rom-com, slasher, horror, etc. and not quite nailing any…
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