Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  If I have another unrelated full circle moment shoved down my throat from a movie like this, with nothing else to offer (except
   weirdly the most noticeably bad excessively squishy foley sound I’ve heard in years) they’re gonna all start just falling right out my ass .

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  Big Trouble in Little China 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  Like I, myself, have always independently said, myself, all the time, “The wings of liberty never lose a feather”

Popular reviews

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  All About Eve 1950

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jun 2024

  If you ever forget which one is Eve, the movie poster serves as a handy guide

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Aug 2024 1

  Honestly such perfect form for an alien movie - except visually I could do without the Harry Potter Voldemort crossover.

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