Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★ Watched 07 Feb 2025 1

  A dollar store Christopher Landon knock off

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Call me old fashioned, but I think if you are making an erotic thriller, having sex at least once in your life should be a baseline requirement.

Popular reviews

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  Dudes & Dragons 2015

  ★ Watched 11 Mar 2018

  There's multiple points where this could've turned into a porno, and it probably would've resulted in a much better film

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  Paper Man 2009

  ★½ Watched 27 Nov 2016

  A far shittier version of Lost in Translation with imaginary friends thrown in for some random reason. Ryan Reynolds is probably the only bright spot, everything else is a complete mess. Soulless, fake, and woefully uninspired.