Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Batman & Robin 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I loved the cunty statue holding up the observatory

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  A moving and funny as fuck film. I'm the first of my friends who gets to see it (I beat Mijo by about 40 minutes, TAKE THAT MIJO!). Anyways, fucking loved it. The voice Robert Pattinson does is both funny and endearing. I would DIE for Mickey. He has an amazing knack for making you forget he's playing a role. I only remembered halfway through that oh yeah, that's Robert Pattinson. I'm no expert in acting or anything but I…

Popular reviews

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  Stardust 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  This movie has Everything, dislike to love, michelle pfeiffer as a vain witch, ricky gervais dying, a gay ass pirate, sky pirates, an old man with a little chair, mark strong and with hair no less, charlie cox getting extensions, claire danes hating sleeping at night, and so much more

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  The Bay 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 May 2024

  SUCH a good found footage film, I really loved it and I genuinely want to never swim in the Chesapeake bay